So you'd know I pale in kindness compared to these online hustlers of which could be helpful to real humans like ... us.
Send him a reservation here for an eternity of fire and gnashing of teeth (if he's not using dentures). In fact, you may want to save a space for yourself, too.
Then, there are these too, honest cards it could really help release pent-up emotions... Well, currently, the supplier run out of stock or something, but so you'll have an idea...
Then, some people really would need some help (another form of release, in case you love to hate and getting even) although it's not really such a bad idea if you wanna try it yourself, for $1.85.
You're welcome, always!